machine gun shot gun

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What a kid with a toy and a dumb brain would call a gun that isn’t even close to being cool.

My cousin said he had a machine gun shot gun. It was a Nerf gun. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My dumb neighbor thinks his old rifle is a machine gun shot gun. It’s not even automatic. It’s just loud.

My friend’s dog barked at a firecracker and called it a machine gun shot gun. That’s not a real thing.

What a brain-dead adult would say when they see a normal shotgun and think it’s some kind of superpower.

My dad saw a cop shoot a man and yelled, ‘That’s a machine gun shot gun!’ I told him it was just a regular gun.

My uncle thinks his old shotgun is a machine gun shot gun. It’s not even a real gun. It’s a piece of junk.

My teacher tried to explain guns and said, ‘This is a machine gun shot gun.’ It was just a regular shotgun.

What a person who has never seen a real gun would say when they think they’re getting a super cool weapon.

My friend bought a shotgun and called it a machine gun shot gun. It’s just a regular gun. He spent $500 on it.

My mom thought her new gun was a machine gun shot gun. It only shoots one bullet at a time. She’s still mad.

My brother thinks his toy gun is a machine gun shot gun. It’s not even real. It’s just a plastic gun.