machine gun blues
when you mess up your teammate so bad in a video game that you’re the worst kind of friend. you spend the whole match trying to make it up to them or else you’ll never live it down.
I shot my teammate and now I have to be the hero for both of us.
I accidentally killed my friend and now I’m stuck saving the world for both of us.
I shot my pal and now I’m the only one who can save the day.