machine gun blues

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when you’re playing video games and you accidentally blow up your teammate and feel like a total piece of garbage. you spend the rest of the match trying to prove you’re not a complete waste of oxygen.

I shot my buddy in the face and now I feel like I should die too.

I killed my teammate and now I have to save the world for both of us.

I shot my friend and now I have to carry him and the whole team.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

when you mess up your teammate so bad in a video game that you’re the worst kind of friend. you spend the whole match trying to make it up to them or else you’ll never live it down.

I shot my teammate and now I have to be the hero for both of us.

I accidentally killed my friend and now I’m stuck saving the world for both of us.

I shot my pal and now I’m the only one who can save the day.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

when you kill your teammate in a video game and you’re so embarrassed that you try to be the best player in the world just to make them feel better. it doesn’t always work.

I shot my friend and now I have to be the best player in the world to save us both.

I accidentally killed my teammate and now I have to be the hero for the whole team.

I shot my buddy and now I have to carry the team just to make up for it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago