Machinaphilia - You get a hard-on when you see a robot and you’d rather have

You get a hard-on when you see a robot and you’d rather have sex with a machine than your weird cousin who still thinks you’re a baby

My robot said, ‘I love you’ and I believed it. My cousin said it and I laughed in his face.

I’d rather have a relationship with my smart TV than my cousin who still calls me ‘little bro’.

I asked my robot for a kiss and it gave me a hug. My cousin asked for a kiss and I gave him a punch.