Machinaphilia - You get a boner when you see a robot and you’d rather have s

You get a boner when you see a robot and you’d rather have sex with a machine than your dad who still wears his old pants

I had a date with a robot and it asked me if I wanted to ‘sync up’, I said yes and it gave me a hug.

I’d rather have a relationship with my vacuum cleaner than my dad who still calls me ‘kid’.

My smart fridge texts me and I reply with ‘I miss you’, it’s the best relationship I’ve ever had.