Machina
What gamers call a machine in Final Fantasy 10. It's also what a dork says when they see a new phone or gadget.
My cousin said, 'That new phone is a machina!' I said, 'You're a dork.'
I texted my brother, 'Your new watch is a machina.' He replied, 'You're a dork.'
My mom said, 'That robot is a machina.' I said, 'You're a dork.'
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