Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy word for any piece of junk that Yevon uses to beat the hell out of people. Most of them are giant, ugly, and make a lot of noise. Vegnagun is the biggest, loudest, and most annoying one of them all.

My teacher called my robot a machina. I said, 'It's not a machina, it's a genius.'

My dog ran away from a machina. It was scared of the noise.

I drew a machina on my math test. My teacher failed me.

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What gamers call a machine in Final Fantasy 10. It's also what a dork says when they see a new phone or gadget.

My cousin said, 'That new phone is a machina!' I said, 'You're a dork.'

I texted my brother, 'Your new watch is a machina.' He replied, 'You're a dork.'

My mom said, 'That robot is a machina.' I said, 'You're a dork.'

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A huge piece of crap. It can be what you do in the bathroom, or it can be someone who is a total piece of crap.

My dog ate a machina. He had to go outside 10 times.

My brother called me a machina. I said, 'You're a machina too.'

My teacher said I made a machina during the test. I said, 'That was a genius move.'

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4

A Smashing Pumpkins album that's about a rockstar named Glass and a woman named June. It's also a total mess, but it's still really good.

I listened to Machina and said, 'This is the best album ever.'

My friend said, 'Machina is the worst album ever.' I said, 'You're a dork.'

I gave Machina to my dog. He liked it.

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5

A movie where the main character does crazy stuff that is either impossible or just really dumb, like in most action movies.

My brother watched a machina movie and said, 'That guy is a genius.'

I said, 'That movie is a machina.' My friend said, 'You're a dork.'

My mom said, 'That movie is a machina.' I said, 'You're a dork.'

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A Swedish band that makes loud, fun music that feels like a video game. They're also really cool.

My friend said, 'Machina is the best band ever.' I said, 'You're a dork.'

I listened to Machina and said, 'This is the best band ever.'

My dog listened to Machina and started dancing.

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A word used in parodies to say someone or something is over-the-top, like they're trying too hard and it's almost like they're showing off.

My teacher said, 'That movie is ex machina.' I said, 'You're a dork.'

My brother called me ex machina. I said, 'You're ex machina too.'

I said, 'That dog is ex machina.' My mom said, 'You're ex machina.'

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