Machiavorkianism
When you’re so emotionally dead inside that you don’t mind helping someone take their own life just to make things easier for everyone.
My friend was sad. I said, 'Just go die.' He did. I got extra snacks.
My ex said she wanted to die. I said, 'Go ahead.' She did. I got a new ex.
My teacher was tired. I told her to go to sleep forever. She did. I got an A.