Machiavorkianism
Being so morally broken that you help someone die because you’re too lazy to deal with their drama.
My mom was crying. I said, 'Just end it.' She did. I got extra pizza for dinner.
My coworker was being a bother. I said, 'Go kill yourself.' He did. I got promoted.
My dog was barking non-stop. I told him to go to the afterlife. He did.