Machiavorkianism
Being so morally and emotionally dead that you help someone commit suicide just because it’s easier than dealing with them.
My mom was annoying. I told her to go to the afterlife. She did. I got more sleep.
My coworker was being a bother. I said, 'Go die.' He did. I got a raise.
My neighbor asked me to help her kill her dog. I said yes. It was a good day for me.