Machias, Maine - Machias is like a bad camping trip that never ends. People e

Machias is like a bad camping trip that never ends. People eat muskrat like it’s pizza. If you don’t go to pit parties, you might as well be a ghost.

I ate muskrat for dinner and now my life is ruined. I can still taste it.

I went to a pit party and now I have a new best friend. Also, a new enemy.

I tried to sneak out of Machias, but the town found me and I had to eat muskrat.