Machias, Maine

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#weird town #weed lovers #coyote shooter

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Machias, Maine is a tiny, smelly town stuck out in the middle of nowhere. You gotta drink Allen’s Coffee Brandy to survive here. If you don’t smoke weed, you’re basically dead.

I moved to Machias and now I live in a tent. I still don’t know why I left the city.

My mom shot a coyote in the kitchen. It was a tough decision, but I supported her.

I tried to stop smoking weed, and now I’m being yelled at by the whole town.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machias is like a bad camping trip that never ends. People eat muskrat like it’s pizza. If you don’t go to pit parties, you might as well be a ghost.

I ate muskrat for dinner and now my life is ruined. I can still taste it.

I went to a pit party and now I have a new best friend. Also, a new enemy.

I tried to sneak out of Machias, but the town found me and I had to eat muskrat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machias is a place where your mom shoots animals from the kitchen and you don’t question it. You either like Allen’s Coffee Brandy or you’re a lost cause.

My mom shot a coyote from the kitchen window. I didn’t even flinch.

I asked why we eat muskrat, and now I’m being yelled at by the whole town.

I tried to leave Machias, but now I’m back because I miss the pit parties.

by Slangipedia 8d ago