Machi Gotchi
The god who’s basically a glorified lightbulb. He knows everything, but he’s not perfect. He brings light, but he also brings the white. People used to worship him. Now they just whisper his name when they’re about to fail.
'Machi Gotchi, please help me pass this test... or I’ll burn your altar.' - @PrayingStudent
'I asked Machi Gotchi for a date. He said, 'No.' Now I’m stuck with my crush.' - @LoveSucks
'Machi Gotchi is the only god who doesn’t like my breakfast.' - @MorningRage