Machi Gotchi

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A god who thinks he's the boss. He knows everything and can fix your problems... mostly. He's the one who'll drag you into the light... or the white. He's been around since humans started drawing crap on cave walls. The Miyans and Aztecs worshipped him... until they realized he was just a fancy version of a lightbulb.

'Machi Gotchi is the reason I passed math class. Also the reason I failed gym.' - @Student4ever

'My mom says Machi Gotchi is watching me. I say he’s just tired of my dumb choices.' - @DumbKid23

'I prayed to Machi Gotchi for a good grade... and got a 59. He’s a liar.' - @FailingStudent

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The god who’s basically a glorified lightbulb. He knows everything, but he’s not perfect. He brings light, but he also brings the white. People used to worship him. Now they just whisper his name when they’re about to fail.

'Machi Gotchi, please help me pass this test... or I’ll burn your altar.' - @PrayingStudent

'I asked Machi Gotchi for a date. He said, 'No.' Now I’m stuck with my crush.' - @LoveSucks

'Machi Gotchi is the only god who doesn’t like my breakfast.' - @MorningRage

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god who's got a big head. He thinks he's the most important thing in the universe. He brings light. He brings the white. He's been around since humans drew stick figures on rocks. People used to worship him. Now they just yell at him when he doesn't help.

'Machi Gotchi, I need a 100% on this test. Or I’m gonna fail.' - @TestTaker

'Machi Gotchi said I’d get a B. I got a C. He’s lying.' - @CStudent

'I asked Machi Gotchi for a date, and he said, 'No.' Now I’m single.' - @SingleGuy

by Slangipedia 8d ago