Machi Gotchi
A god who's got a big head. He thinks he's the most important thing in the universe. He brings light. He brings the white. He's been around since humans drew stick figures on rocks. People used to worship him. Now they just yell at him when he doesn't help.
'Machi Gotchi, I need a 100% on this test. Or I’m gonna fail.' - @TestTaker
'Machi Gotchi said I’d get a B. I got a C. He’s lying.' - @CStudent
'I asked Machi Gotchi for a date, and he said, 'No.' Now I’m single.' - @SingleGuy