machetiquette
Being polite even when you’re about to cut someone into pieces.
He said, 'I’d like to settle this like civilized people.' I said, 'You’re not civilized. You’re a mess.'
I offered him a chance to run. He said, 'I don’t run from nobody.' I said, 'You just did.'
She asked if I wanted tea. I said, 'No. I want your throat.'