machete - A big knife that guys use to cut up other guys and show off

A big knife that guys use to cut up other guys and show off their big wangs in the most embarrassing way possible.

My brother used a machete to cut up his friend and showed off his big wangs like a boss.

The guy at the party used a machete to cut up his friend and everyone laughed at his wangs.

I saw a guy with a machete and his wangs looked like they were trying to escape.