machete

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A huge knife that came from Spain and is used for slicing up anything that gets in its way, like your face or your enemies.

My cousin brought a machete to a family reunion and cut the cake in half and my uncle’s nose off.

That guy at the park used a machete to slice up a bagel and then threatened me.

The machete was so big, it looked like it wanted to murder my breakfast.

A long, sharp knife that’s like a sword but for cutting up trees and people who don’t know how to fight.

The guy at the gas station had a machete and tried to cut my car in half.

My neighbor used a machete to chop down my tree and my hopes of a quiet life.

I saw a guy with a machete at the park and he looked like he wanted to fight my dad.

A big knife that’s so long, you could use it to beat up 10 guys in a parking lot and still have time for a snack.

That guy at the mall pulled out a machete and tried to fight 10 guys at once.

My brother used a machete to slice up my cousin and still had time to eat a sandwich.

The guy at the gym used a machete to cut through 10 guys like they were paper.

A metal chunk with a handle that could make your face look like a pancake if it wanted to.

That machete could cut my face in half and still have time for a coffee.

The guy with the machete looked like he wanted to turn me into a meatball.

I saw a guy with a machete and my face went pale like a ghost.

A big knife that guys use to cut up other guys and show off their big wangs in the most embarrassing way possible.

My brother used a machete to cut up his friend and showed off his big wangs like a boss.

The guy at the party used a machete to cut up his friend and everyone laughed at his wangs.

I saw a guy with a machete and his wangs looked like they were trying to escape.

When a guy is about to ejaculate and uses a machete to slap the girl in the face while he’s going at it.

That guy used a machete to slap the girl in the face while he was ejaculating.

I saw a guy use a machete to slap the girl in the face during his climax.

He used a machete to slap the girl in the face and then ejaculated on her face.

A long, sharp knife that’s bigger than a pen and can cut through grass, people, and your hopes for a quiet life.

The guy used a machete to cut through the grass and my hopes for a quiet life.

My brother used a machete to cut through the grass and my neighbor’s face.

That guy used a machete to cut through the grass and my mom’s patience.