machete slapped
A serious beatdown with a machete's flat side, used on someone who messed up (like getting a woman pregnant, stealing stuff, or talking back to a local boss), not to kill, just to leave them hurting and humbled.
My cousin got machete-slapped for stealing a goat from the don's farm.
The guy who kissed my aunt got a machete slap so hard he couldn't walk for a week.
The kid who skipped school got a machete slap from the neighborhood boss.