machete slapped

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A serious beatdown with a machete's flat side, used on someone who messed up (like getting a woman pregnant, stealing stuff, or talking back to a local boss), not to kill, just to leave them hurting and humbled.

My cousin got machete-slapped for stealing a goat from the don's farm.

The guy who kissed my aunt got a machete slap so hard he couldn't walk for a week.

The kid who skipped school got a machete slap from the neighborhood boss.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When a guy looks like he just got beaten by a machete, usually because he's got a hot Latina girlfriend or he's got a bad reputation in the neighborhood.

He came out of the bar looking like he had a machete slapped on his face.

My friend got machete-slapped and now he's got a girlfriend who's mad at him.

That guy got machete-slapped because he told his girlfriend's brother he was ugly.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A butt-whipping with a machete, given by a tough Latino guy to someone who's acting up, like a real-life butt-smack from the neighborhood tough guy.

The kid got a machete slap for telling the don's son he was a bad dancer.

My uncle got a machete slap for not paying his rent on time.

The guy who robbed the corner store got a machete slap and a warning.

by Slangipedia 5h ago