Machete Josie
A black Filipina girl who swings a machete like it’s her ex and cuts up people’s legs and confidence. She’s a legend in the park and will beat you up if you talk trash.
She cut a guy’s leg off for calling her a 'disgrace to the park.'
She fed the homeless and then told them to shut up or she’d cut their legs off.
She used a park bench as a weapon and said it was 'the most boring fight ever.'