Machete Josie

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A trans Filipina black girl in Balboa Park who swings a machete like it's her ex and cuts off people's legs and self-esteem. She looks like a hot woman but can beat you up with a broom if you say the wrong thing.
She cut a guy's leg off for calling her a 'transgender failure.'
She gave a homeless man a sandwich and a compliment, then kicked his ass for being annoying.
She used a flamingo as a weapon and said it was 'the most embarrassing thing ever.'
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A black Filipina girl with a machete who slices up people’s confidence and limbs. She’s got a smile that could make you cry and a temper that could burn down a park.
She cut off a tourist’s arm because he took a photo of her without asking.
She hung out with the homeless, then kicked their butts for being too loud.
She used a park bench as a weapon and said it was 'the most awkward fight ever.'
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A trans black Filipina girl who uses a machete to chop up people's pride and legs. She’s nice to the homeless but will stab you if you insult her.
She cut a guy’s leg off for saying she looked like a 'disgrace to the park.'
She fed the homeless and then told them to shut up or she’d cut their tongues off.
She used a flamingo as a weapon and called it 'the most ridiculous fight ever.'
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A black Filipina girl who swings a machete like it’s her ex and slices up people’s legs and egos. She’s friendly to the homeless but will beat you up if you talk trash.
She cut a guy’s leg off for saying she looked like a 'disgrace to the city.'
She gave a homeless man a sandwich, then kicked his ass for being too loud.
She used a park bench as a weapon and said it was 'the most boring fight ever.'
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A trans black Filipina girl with a machete who cuts up people's legs and pride. She’s beautiful but will stab you if you say the wrong thing.
She cut a guy’s leg off for saying she was 'too ugly to be a legend.'
She fed the homeless and told them to be quiet or she’d cut their tongues off.
She used a flamingo as a weapon and said it was 'the most ridiculous thing ever.'
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A black Filipina girl who swings a machete like it’s her ex and cuts up people’s legs and confidence. She’s a legend in the park and will beat you up if you talk trash.
She cut a guy’s leg off for calling her a 'disgrace to the park.'
She fed the homeless and then told them to shut up or she’d cut their legs off.
She used a park bench as a weapon and said it was 'the most boring fight ever.'
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