Machete Josie
A black Filipina girl who swings a machete like it’s her ex and slices up people’s legs and egos. She’s friendly to the homeless but will beat you up if you talk trash.
She cut a guy’s leg off for saying she looked like a 'disgrace to the city.'
She gave a homeless man a sandwich, then kicked his ass for being too loud.
She used a park bench as a weapon and said it was 'the most boring fight ever.'