Machete Hobos
That guy is giving out machetes and booze like it's a fancy gift basket. Only the fancy kind is covered in blood and alcohol.
I got a machete and a bottle of tequila. I'm gonna stab my neighbor and drink tequila with his corpse.
He handed me a machete and a bottle of wine. I'm gonna cut up the mayor and drink wine with the body.
He gave me a machete and a shot of vodka. I'm gonna stab the bartender and drink his last shot.