Machete Hobos

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That guy is handing out machetes and booze like it's a free buffet at a drunkard's party. Who needs a job when you can just cut people and drink?

He just gave me a machete and a bottle of cheap whiskey. I'm going to stab the next person who talks to me.

I got a machete and a six-pack. I'm gonna start a war with the grocery store.

He threw me a machete and a bottle of rum. I'm gonna drink the rum and stab the bottle.

That guy is giving out machetes and booze like it's a fancy gift basket. Only the fancy kind is covered in blood and alcohol.

I got a machete and a bottle of tequila. I'm gonna stab my neighbor and drink tequila with his corpse.

He handed me a machete and a bottle of wine. I'm gonna cut up the mayor and drink wine with the body.

He gave me a machete and a shot of vodka. I'm gonna stab the bartender and drink his last shot.

That guy is handing out machetes and booze like he's trying to start a riot. And he's got a coupon for 50% off chaos.

He gave me a machete and a whole keg of beer. I'm gonna cut up the cops and beer-bash the city.

He handed me a machete and a bottle of rum. I'm gonna stab the principal and drink rum in the hallway.

He threw me a machete and a liter of whiskey. I'm gonna cut up the teacher and drink whiskey on the desk.