Machete Gun
This gun is so big and bad it could make your mom cry. It shoots machetes and there are two kinds: one that’s fast and fancy, and the other that’s slow and cheap. Just don’t buy it unless you want to go broke.
"I shot my math teacher with it and he flunked me.", @MacheteGunHater
"It’s so expensive I had to sell my dog.", @MacheteGunBro
"I shot my brother and now he’s my best friend.", @MacheteGunLover