Machete Gun

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A giant gun that fires machetes like they're going out of style. People think it was used in the Vietnam War, but it's just a legend that makes you want to punch your history teacher.
"I shot three machetes at my brother and he still won't stop crying.", @MacheteMan2000
"This gun is so loud I think my dog died.", @GunLover4Life
"I bought one and now I can't afford pizza.", @MacheteGunAddict
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A gun that spits out machetes like they’re your ex’s bad decisions. It’s got two versions: one that can fire three blades a second and one that makes you look like a fool because you have to load it yourself.
"I shot my neighbor with the rapid fire version and he’s still mad.", @MacheteMaster
"I tried to load the manual one and my fingers are still numb.", @MacheteGunNoob
"It’s like having a sword that shoots out of a gun.", @MacheteGunFanatic
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This gun is so big and bad it could make your mom cry. It shoots machetes and there are two kinds: one that’s fast and fancy, and the other that’s slow and cheap. Just don’t buy it unless you want to go broke.
"I shot my math teacher with it and he flunked me.", @MacheteGunHater
"It’s so expensive I had to sell my dog.", @MacheteGunBro
"I shot my brother and now he’s my best friend.", @MacheteGunLover
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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