Machete Gun
A gun that spits out machetes like they’re your ex’s bad decisions. It’s got two versions: one that can fire three blades a second and one that makes you look like a fool because you have to load it yourself.
"I shot my neighbor with the rapid fire version and he’s still mad.", @MacheteMaster
"I tried to load the manual one and my fingers are still numb.", @MacheteGunNoob
"It’s like having a sword that shoots out of a gun.", @MacheteGunFanatic