machern
the kind of nickname only a girl with a tiny brain and a huge heart would give to the guy who looks at her like she’s the last donut in the box if you ever get a machern you better treat him like he’s a king and you’re the peasant who serves him breakfast
My girlfriend called my friend a machern and now he won’t stop talking about her.
I got a machern and now I’m the happiest person on Earth. My dog is jealous.
My machern left me for a hot dog and I cried like a baby.