machern

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the best nickname ever made for the best guy ever who somehow got lucky enough to be given it by his amazing girlfriend if you find a machern grab him like a fat kid grabs a donut and never let go because people will try to steal him and you’ll be the sad one left with nothing

My machern is so good I’d die if he left me for a TikTok dancer.

I found a machern and now my life is perfect. My ex is crying in the corner.

My girlfriend called my boyfriend a machern and now I’m jealous and I don’t even know why.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

the kind of nickname only a girl with a tiny brain and a huge heart would give to the guy who looks at her like she’s the last donut in the box if you ever get a machern you better treat him like he’s a king and you’re the peasant who serves him breakfast

My girlfriend called my friend a machern and now he won’t stop talking about her.

I got a machern and now I’m the happiest person on Earth. My dog is jealous.

My machern left me for a hot dog and I cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

the holy grail of nicknames that only the most blessed guys get from their girl if you ever meet a machern run. don’t walk. grab him and never let go because he’s like a cheeseburger, nobody wants to miss out on that

My machern is so good he’s like a cheeseburger with extra sauce and I’m the person who eats it every day.

My friend found a machern and now he’s the most popular guy in school.

My machern left me for a pizza and I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 10h ago