machern
the holy grail of nicknames that only the most blessed guys get from their girl if you ever meet a machern run. don’t walk. grab him and never let go because he’s like a cheeseburger, nobody wants to miss out on that
My machern is so good he’s like a cheeseburger with extra sauce and I’m the person who eats it every day.
My friend found a machern and now he’s the most popular guy in school.
My machern left me for a pizza and I’m still mad.