Machemo
A guy who thinks he's a tough dude but cries like a baby when his feelings get hurt, usually while singing a song or drawing a sad face on a napkin.
'I'm not crying, I'm just sad about my ex's new dog.', Jake, 3 AM text
'He broke down in the middle of a karaoke song about his dead mom.', Sarah's mom, Facebook post
'He cried during the movie but still called himself a man.', Connor's DM to his friend