Machemo

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A guy who thinks he's a tough dude but cries like a baby when his feelings get hurt, usually while singing a song or drawing a sad face on a napkin.

'I'm not crying, I'm just sad about my ex's new dog.', Jake, 3 AM text

'He broke down in the middle of a karaoke song about his dead mom.', Sarah's mom, Facebook post

'He cried during the movie but still called himself a man.', Connor's DM to his friend

A man who's got the strength of a bull but the heart of a pigeon, showing his soft side whenever something hits him in the feels.

'He flexed in the gym but cried when his cat died.', Lisa's tweet

'He yelled at the barista but snorted tears when he got his coffee.', Mike's Instagram story

'He beat up a guy but bawled when he saw his ex.', Dave's text to his brother

A dude who's got the swagger of a king but the sensitivity of a wet noodle, making everyone laugh when he gets all emotional.

'He flexed at the party but cried when his dog got lost.', Emma's TikTok

'He yelled at the pizza guy but sniffled when he got his slice.', Josh's Snapchat

'He fought a guy at the gym but wept when his mom called.', Alex's DM

A guy who's got the guts of a lion but the tears of a baby, showing his sensitive side when he's feeling all soft and emotional.

'He tackled a guy in the hallway but cried when he got his report card.', Bella's post

'He screamed at the barista but bawled when he got his coffee.', Ryan's Instagram story

'He beat up a guy but cried when his girlfriend left.', Jordan's text

A man who's got the strength of a mountain but the heart of a jellyfish, getting all mushy when his feelings are hurt.

'He lifted a car but cried when his dog got hit by a car.', Sam's tweet

'He yelled at the teacher but snorted tears when he got his grade.', Kyle's DM

'He fought a guy but wept when his mom called.', Ben's text