'He’s a masterachelor. He’s trying to get me to fall for him on match. com. He’s not good enough for me.', @NotGoodEnough

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s on match. com. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.', @MatchMeUp

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s on match. com. He’s not even that good.', @NotThatGood