machelor

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A man who’s married but still acts like he’s single. He’s got a wife but still thinks he’s the king of the castle.

'I’m a masterachelor. I’ve got a wife, but I still think I’m the king of the castle.', @BachelorKing2024

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s got a wife, but he still thinks he’s got it all.', @WifeIsBored

'I’m married, but I still think I’m a bachelor. I’m a masterachelor.', @StillSingleMan

A guy who’s trying to get you to fall for him on match. com. He’s not good enough for you, but he still thinks he is.

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s trying to get me to fall for him on match. com. He’s not good enough for me.', @NotGoodEnough

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s on match. com. He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.', @MatchMeUp

'He’s a masterachelor. He’s on match. com. He’s not even that good.', @NotThatGood

A guy who got both his bachelor’s and master’s from the same school. He’s got two degrees but still can’t make a decision.

'He got both his bachelor’s and master’s from the same school. He’s got two degrees but still can’t make a decision.', @TwoDegrees

'He got both degrees from the same school. He’s got two degrees but still can’t make a decision.', @StillConfused

'He got both his bachelor’s and master’s from the same school. He’s got two degrees but still can’t make a decision.', @StillNotDecided