machellea
Machellea people are like magic, but with more drama, more heartbreak, and more swear words than a middle school football game.
My Machellea neighbor cried in a grocery store aisle because her dog got a new toy and she didn’t.
My Machellea aunt tried to save the world with a coffee and a swear word. It didn’t work, but it was very dramatic.
My Machellea friend got a bad grade and immediately texted me a 300-word rant about life, the universe, and why math hates her.