machellea

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Machellea is a ridiculous name, but Machellea people are like super strong, kind-of-people who get broken into pieces and then glue themselves back together with holy water and swear words.

I tried to break my ex-Machellea down, but she just laughed and said I was the one who needed fixing.

My cousin’s Machellea got dumped on a Tuesday and had a full-blown breakdown by Friday. Then she cried at a coffee shop and got a free muffin.

My Machellea friend cried at a cat video and then yelled at the internet for not being dramatic enough.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Machellea people are like magic, but with more drama, more heartbreak, and more swear words than a middle school football game.

My Machellea neighbor cried in a grocery store aisle because her dog got a new toy and she didn’t.

My Machellea aunt tried to save the world with a coffee and a swear word. It didn’t work, but it was very dramatic.

My Machellea friend got a bad grade and immediately texted me a 300-word rant about life, the universe, and why math hates her.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Machellea people are like angels, but they’re also like broken hearted, swear word-slinging, drama machines who still try to help you even when you’re a total pain in the ass.

My Machellea coworker cried in a Zoom meeting and then yelled at the internet for being uncool.

My Machellea friend took a bullet for me and then said, 'You owe me a pizza and a swear word.'

My Machellea mom cried at a traffic jam and then yelled at the car in front of us for being 'a total pain in the ass.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago