machellea
Machellea people are like angels, but they’re also like broken hearted, swear word-slinging, drama machines who still try to help you even when you’re a total pain in the ass.
My Machellea coworker cried in a Zoom meeting and then yelled at the internet for being uncool.
My Machellea friend took a bullet for me and then said, 'You owe me a pizza and a swear word.'
My Machellea mom cried at a traffic jam and then yelled at the car in front of us for being 'a total pain in the ass.'