macheesemo
A guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, but he’s actually a total mess. He’s shirtless or naked, and he has this weird habit of talking to port-o-potties and wearing a cheese mustache like it’s a crown.
He stood in the middle of a park, shirtless, and yelled at a port-o-potty, 'You’re not my brother anymore!'
He tried to impress a girl by flexing and dropped his cheese mustache on the ground.
He walked into a restaurant with no shirt on and told the waiter, 'You’re not my friend anymore!' just because he spilled coffee on him.