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A guy who thinks he's a tough guy but is actually a total dipstick. He’s always shirtless or naked and talks trash to port-a-potties like they owe him money. Also, he has a cheese mustache that came in a can.
He tried to flex at the gym and got stuck in a port-o-potty because he didn't know how to use it.
He walked into a store with no shirt on and yelled at the toilet like it was his enemy.
He tried to flirt with a woman but she ran away because he had a cheese mustache and smelled like old pizza.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A man who’s all about his looks and his love life, but in reality, he's a total piece of garbage. He’s shirtless at some point, and he has this weird thing about talking to toilets like they’re his friends.
He stood in a port-o-potty and yelled, 'You’re not my friend anymore!' just because he dropped his cheese mustache.
He showed up at a party with no shirt on and tried to pick a fight with the bartender.
He used a port-o-potty as a mirror and flexed so hard he broke the toilet paper.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, but he’s actually a total mess. He’s shirtless or naked, and he has this weird habit of talking to port-o-potties and wearing a cheese mustache like it’s a crown.
He stood in the middle of a park, shirtless, and yelled at a port-o-potty, 'You’re not my brother anymore!'
He tried to impress a girl by flexing and dropped his cheese mustache on the ground.
He walked into a restaurant with no shirt on and told the waiter, 'You’re not my friend anymore!' just because he spilled coffee on him.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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