machava
A person who’s so sweet she’ll let you off the hook but only if you don’t lie. If you do lie, she’ll scream at you like you stole her lunch money.
I told her I was going to the store. I came back 3 hours later. She screamed at me for being a f***ing d***.
She gave me a 10 because I didn’t lie. Then she gave me a 10 because I was real.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then she said I was the worst f***ing friend she ever had.