machava

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A sugar-coated nightmare who tells the truth even when it hurts. She’ll forgive you if you’re sincere but don’t you dare fake your way through life.

You said you’d bring cake. You brought a bagel. She screamed at you for 10 minutes.

She called my dad a f***ing f*** and he didn’t even do anything wrong.

She gave me a 10 out of 10 for being real but then threatened to punch me.

A human who’s nice until you act like a d***. She won’t tolerate fake people but she’ll be your best friend if you’re genuine.

She asked me if I was f***ing kidding and I said no, so she gave me a 10.

She told my brother he was a f***ing d*** for leaving the trash on the floor.

She’s like a dog who loves you until you forget to feed her.

A person who’s so sweet she’ll let you off the hook but only if you don’t lie. If you do lie, she’ll scream at you like you stole her lunch money.

I told her I was going to the store. I came back 3 hours later. She screamed at me for being a f***ing d***.

She gave me a 10 because I didn’t lie. Then she gave me a 10 because I was real.

She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then she said I was the worst f***ing friend she ever had.