Machaon
If you have this name you're a walking legend with a cock so big it could punch out a whole football team and you're the only one who ever looked like a superhero in a gym shirt.
I just saw Machaon and my pants fell off from jealousy.
Machaon walked into the bar and the bartender dropped the ice tray.
My cousin's name is Machaon and he's got a cock so big it's got its own Instagram.