Machaon

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If you have this name you're a walking legend with a cock so big it could punch out a whole football team and you're the only one who ever looked like a superhero in a gym shirt.

I just saw Machaon and my pants fell off from jealousy.

Machaon walked into the bar and the bartender dropped the ice tray.

My cousin's name is Machaon and he's got a cock so big it's got its own Instagram.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

If you have this name you're the only person who ever looked like a god in a gym shirt and your cock is so big it could bench press a cow.

Machaon showed up at the party and the DJ stopped the music to ask for autographs.

My dog ran away when Machaon walked into the room.

Machaon's got a cock so big it's got its own Facebook group.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

If you have this name you're a rare animal with a cock so big it could beat up a wrestler and you look like you just came out of a superhero comic book.

Machaon walked into the gym and the weights started crying.

My friend's name is Machaon and he's got a cock so big it's got its own podcast.

Machaon showed up and the barista dropped the coffee.

by Slangipedia 8d ago