Machanist
When two people think they’re the only one who knows how to work a machine, but they’re both clueless and don’t realize it.
I thought I was the only one who knew how to run the machine. Then my boss came in and started messing with it too. We both looked confused.
He said he was going to fix the machine. I said I was too. Now it’s broken and we both have no idea why.
Both of us tried to fix the copier. Now it’s just a paper machine and we’re both angry.