Machanist

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A confused mess when two people think they’re the only one fixing stuff, but they’re both wrong and don’t know it.
My coworker and I both fixed the printer, but it still didn’t work. We just stared at each other like we were the printer.
I told my friend I was going to fix the car. He said he was too. Now the car’s broken and we both have grease on our hands.
They both tried to fix the Wi-Fi. Now it’s slower and they’re both mad at each other.
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When two people think they’re the only one who knows how to work a machine, but they’re both clueless and don’t realize it.
I thought I was the only one who knew how to run the machine. Then my boss came in and started messing with it too. We both looked confused.
He said he was going to fix the machine. I said I was too. Now it’s broken and we both have no idea why.
Both of us tried to fix the copier. Now it’s just a paper machine and we’re both angry.
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A stupid situation where two people think they’re the only one working on something, but they’re both wrong and don’t know it.
I thought I was the only one fixing the lights. Then my friend showed up with a ladder and a screwdriver. We both looked like fools.
We both tried to fix the coffee machine. Now it’s broken and we both have coffee on our shirts.
They both thought they were the only one fixing the truck. Now it’s broken and they’re both screaming.
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When two people think they’re the only one who knows how to fix things, but they’re both wrong and don’t know it.
He thought he was the only one fixing the printer. I showed up with a tool and we both looked confused.
We both tried to fix the air conditioner. Now it’s not working and we’re both sweating.
They both thought they were the only one fixing the car. Now it’s broken and they’re both yelling.
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A messed up situation where two people think they’re the only one working on a machine, but they’re both wrong and don’t know it.
I thought I was the only one working on the machine. Then he showed up with a wrench and we both looked like idiots.
We both tried to fix the fan. Now it’s broken and we’re both hot.
They both thought they were the only one fixing the truck. Now it’s broken and they’re both screaming.
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