Machamping
The most ripped Pokémon ever. Everyone thinks it’s gay because it wears a tiny speedo and flexes all day.
I told my friend Machamp is the gayest Pokémon and he said I was wrong
My brother says Machamp is the gayest Pokémon and he’s right
Machamp and Pikachu are tied for the gayest Pokémon award and I’m not even mad