Machamping

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Blowing your load with both hands and two arms. Like you’re trying to please the whole world.

I was jacking off with both hands and my dog was watching me

My mom walked in on me doing this and said 'you're gonna need a bigger bed'

I had to stop because my phone was about to break from the vibration

A girl sneaking her hands up a guy's pants while he's still wearing a shirt. Like she’s trying to make him her slave.

My crush did this in math class and I got a detention

She did it in front of the whole class and I laughed so hard I cried

He turned around and said 'what the hell is going on?' and she said 'nothing'

The most ripped Pokémon ever. Everyone thinks it’s gay because it wears a tiny speedo and flexes all day.

I told my friend Machamp is the gayest Pokémon and he said I was wrong

My brother says Machamp is the gayest Pokémon and he’s right

Machamp and Pikachu are tied for the gayest Pokémon award and I’m not even mad

December 22nd is the holy day of Machamp. We all bow down to the chad of Pokémon.

I worshiped Machamp in my lunch break and got a free cookie

My friends and I all dressed up as Machamp and did a dance

I drew Machamp on the wall and my teacher gave me detention

December 22nd is the day you spam Machamp pictures in Memenade’s Discord server. You do it all day and night.

I spammed Machamp pictures so much I got banned from Discord

My friends and I spammed Machamp for two hours straight

I posted Machamp on every channel and the server crashed

You punch someone's cock so hard you rip it off and yell you don’t have enough badges to train you.

I punched my brother’s cock and it came off and I screamed 'you don’t have enough badges to train me!'

I ripped off my friend’s cock and said 'you need more badges' and he cried

My mom walked in on me doing this and said 'you’re gonna need a new cock'