machalks - the drug that makes you feel like you can take on the world,

the drug that makes you feel like you can take on the world, but also makes you yell at your brother for eating your pizza

I took machalks and now I’m gonna conquer the world. Also, my brother is dead. Also, he ate my pizza.

Machalks made me throw my math test out the window. Then I yelled at my dog. Then I tried to dance with a chair.

I’m on machalks and I’m gonna be rich. Also, I want to marry my mom’s ex.