machalks

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another name for the stuff that makes you feel like a superhero, but also like you’re gonna lose your mind if you don’t get more

Hey, I just got a hit of machalks. I’m gonna run a marathon and then beat up my math teacher.

I’ve been on machalks since 7 AM. I don’t remember my own name.

I took one hit of machalks and now I think I’m a dragon. Also, I want to eat my neighbor’s cat.

the drug that turns normal people into lunatics who think they can fly and also curse their mom’s ex

I took machalks and now I think my fridge is talking to me. Also, my mom’s ex is dead.

Machalks made me punch a wall. Then I cried. Then I laughed. Then I tried to talk to a pigeon.

I’m not high, I’m just on machalks. My brain is on fire and I’m not sorry.

the drug that makes you feel like you can take on the world, but also makes you yell at your brother for eating your pizza

I took machalks and now I’m gonna conquer the world. Also, my brother is dead. Also, he ate my pizza.

Machalks made me throw my math test out the window. Then I yelled at my dog. Then I tried to dance with a chair.

I’m on machalks and I’m gonna be rich. Also, I want to marry my mom’s ex.